Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! There's a simple truth to me. Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? Series 2: 3. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The Spirit of Jazz: Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove! [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. My father warn us. Quotes.net. Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. Nanageddon. 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes Im Howard Moon. Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Soup, soup a spicey. Staring at your own reflection forever? https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. Soup, soup a spicey. Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. Simon McFarnaby: Thanks, well I'll go and get warmed up. What is Yorkshire? I call it the library suit. Bollo: Long time ago. And I need you more than ever! . Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. What's wrong with you? Naboo is livid and gets drunk, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? I couldn't really find that. 2. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. But now I'm nu rave! Vince: I thought it was good for you. Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. A poncho-sombrero combo. But I'm gonna protect you boy. Howard Moon: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? The final part of the show is a rock concert where the Boosh cast do a crimping medley, Nanageddon and Charlie. There were loads of them on the front. Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. Stretching on beyond the human imagination. And then, he, he picked up a tube. I can rest my drinks on your heads. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. He is his own man! They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. "The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 Quotes." Your voice was trapped in there this morning. [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis]. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. All is lost. Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? Yorkshire is a state of mind. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice If, if my barnet don't look right, people get furious, they tune out immediately. Oriental prince in the land of soup! Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. You see a peanut? Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. Mmm. Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! Vince: At least. Soup! Obsessed with travel? I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat! Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. Howard: You hate jazz? Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Will he get out? It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Get involved. Good for your digestive system. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. 18 Jan. 2023. An outrage., The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten., Bollo : I got a bad feeling about this , Howard Moon: Dont kill me! Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh! Howard: Yeah, and it was blowing a gale through my mind. Ape of Death: Yeah, but you bummed that fox. It's the first rule of zookeeping. Rudy Van Disarzio: [flustered] That was a misunderstanding. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Vince: Yeah hair circumference, there's a lot to think about with hair. Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. The main moon. "Minky Monthly". The Hitcher: [telling the story of his giant thumb] I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! Pain. Oh my Gooooooooooood! The Hitcher: Fourteen shillings for your melons! Of course, it is all MP3 now. Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. [the eight-year-old]. And separately, they are both brilliant as well. I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. [turns to camera] Thank you. Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! [laughs]. Pain. I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. You've liquified me, you slags! Learn how your comment data is processed. She was free with everyone. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners Fossil: You know, the black eyes Chinese people that eat sticks? Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Ooo. This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? Legendary fish. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. 50 of the funniest Father Ted quotes It's not a dress! Just punch the big mouse. Vince Noir: You just caught me off guard. Stopped him pressing accelerator. How dare you even speak of the crunch. Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Block it out. Vince: I write novels. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. Course he will. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. You're a punk, stay punk. Sorry Howard. Crouton! Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2003 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. I need something more. [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]. Thug #1: Yo, lemme up, homes, I know your sista. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! He took a piss on me! North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. That's a good book. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. One for height. Youve only been in the band since 10:30 this morning!, My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones., I dont accessorise. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. That's for your library card. We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! An unusual haircut 2. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. Rudy: The balls test! Howard Moon: No. I once looked at a hedge. /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Hook goes right through 'im. Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Fighting in the dojo. Stronger than a moose! The Shaman Council assembles. Howard Moon: So? Dennis: [to his wife] I've got to go now, bye. NOOO! I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Women respect that. She kills a lad with the edge of a bus pass and Saboo by tying him up in a rapidly-knitted scarf, before skewering him with knitting needles. August 9, 2005. Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. The Mighty Boosh (TV Series) Nanageddon (2005) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Paul King Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Julian Barratt Cinematography by John Sorapure . Vince: Just punch the big mouse. 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. Reporting on what you care about. Like that. He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! Look! Read the entire The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 show script, https://www.quotes.net/show/the_mighty_boosh,_series_1_quotes_1042. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! Dixon Bainbridge: The windy man, the long mover. Tony Harrison: Can we stop? He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. It's a mash up! 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. Legendary fish. Im Howard Moon. You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). Marching towards me every day. Howard: Having fun are you? Howard. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Carrot and coriander. Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? The Hitcher: [to Howard Moon] You oughta be careful boy - there's alotta weirdos around 'ere, lotta nasty people [leers] lotta nutters. Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! What is Yorkshire? Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Tommy Nooka: [singing] Cheese is a kind of meat/ A tasty yellow beef./ I milk it from my teat./ But I try to be discrete./ Oh cheese!/ O cheese! I slip into it like a peanut. Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. EELS! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth. A fantabulous television programme 3. Dennis: We were only just in the service station. Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard. Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. Tony Harrison: How dare you! Vince Noir: Howard? The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch and they refused to come out. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Saboo, you slag! Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. Do you remember? Howard Moon: "The Face"? Vince Noir: [referring to Nanatoo] I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. What have you got? Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. Saboo has described him as looking "like a ballbag". The most powerful hairspray known to man. Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Boosh! You ain't got one! Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners The nose? 25 of Spike Milligans greatest gags Vince: Yeah. Remember the pencil! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. I'm the Hitcher, let me put you in the picture, creeping in you room in the dead of night, with me solo polo vision! And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. You blind? When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. It is a sound. Charlie was racked with guilt. More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." Oh cheese. His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. Vince and Howard successfully steal the spellbook, but Nanatoo corners them in their apartment. Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. You walked right into it! See this pocket? Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! Nanageddon. Naboo: This is Liquid Music. 50 of the best lines from Peep Show Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? Can he get out? Vince Noir: Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Vince: They never found his body? Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. No, sod it, eight! We all die. Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? 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